Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. "Well at least we know Potter's an . This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. [A non-magical AU. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Hiding, are you? And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. 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Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. Develop your characters. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. [70], In the evening of the Slug Club Christmas party, on 20 December, Filch caught Draco Malfoy lurking in an upstairs corridor, most likely going to the Room of Requirement to repair the Vanishing Cabinet. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. PEEVES! DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. 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[68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. 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